Sunday, May 21, 2006

Super Absorbent?

What do I care if my toilet paper is super absorbent? Ok maybe one time when I drank some tap water at Tokyo-Narita International. Otherwise I don't think number 2 cares about absorbency. Now if it said toilet paper so soft you'r think its was cut from the crow n princess' silk kimono, I'd wipe with that. Parchment so soft it had to be harvested from the backs of newborn lambs, I'd buy that. Quilted Northern isn't winning me with their marketing. Now Charmin, they've got it going, how can you not buy toilet paper with fuzzy white teddy bears on the plastic. Maybe I can done the Quilted Northern to some high school kids.

>On 2006-05-22,15:34:11 Blaise wrote:

>>Opps, there should be a question mark in there and donate instead of done.

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