Kobe for President

The TV was on ESPN and I think they went a little overboard with the on screen graphics. I shit you not, they had a US electorial style map detailing the trade Kobe, don't trade Kobe and undecided states. I don't know how that makes any sense, the NBA isn't even in a number of states like Nebraska. I couldn't find a screen shot of the map, so here's a picture of Mrs. Kobe Bryant instead.

A or B

I watched Pulp Fiction about twice this weekend and the questions came up in the movie. Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman) asks Vincent Vega (John Travolta), "If you were Archie who would you do first, Betty or Veronica?" She also says, there are two types of people, Elvis people and Beatles people, you can like both but definately not equally, always one more than the other. Betty. But Betty with Veronica's hair is better. Elvis.

Golf is the work of the Devil

Golf is hard. That probably what makes it so fun. Here we are playing 9 holes at the Roosevelt course in Griffith Park. This is a view of the observatory from the 8th hole.

A Pirate in ARRcadia

The flair is strong in this one. Parrots on shoulders is the new toy dog in lap. God I hope not I'm deathly afraid of goddamn parrots. I had another encounter with parrots in Arcadia last week, I was picking up or dropping off scott and this fat green wild parrot comes flying by low and slow. Why are there wild parrots in Arcadia? The story is they escaped from a pet shop that burned down and took refuge in the ARRboretum where they proliferated. Fat green parrots are just about the funniest thing around, especially since they're very vocal and scream along on their labored flights.

4 bucks for petrol

I pulled in and started pumping gas. Then I looked up-- 4 DOLLARS A GALLON! I found a much cheaper Arco on Main and Pico though, I just wish Arco would take credit cards.

My Auntie's Birthday

I finally uploaded pics from my pentax. This was in Rowland Heights at the Hong Kong Palace or something like that. The place has pretty good dim sum. I don't think my aunt would appreciate me announicng her age on the internet so lets just say it's stinkydurian's favorite number. Hey it should be everyone's favorite number, who doesn't like to give and receive. Anyway I think my mom is pointing at the big freaking butcher knife. I'm probably doing the same thing from behind the camera. When you absolutely must butcher a cake, you have to ahve the right tools.

Asswiper

Asswiper

Why risk shitfingers when you can get this gadget. My other personal favorites from that site are toenail clippers with pistol grip and reinforced toilet seat covers.