Surf

Need to wax. No, not my legs.

GTA

People up in arms about the nudity that can be unlocked in Grand Theft Auto.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20050727/ tc_usatoday/sexingamesworriesmakers

Amazing. The game depicts stealing cars, shooting cops, taking on the military, no one cared. What now there are boobs? Congress and the FTC changes its rating overnight.

PREP H

Thank god, suppositories, plural.

Welcome New Baby

Baby Juliana, 1 hour old.

Unsexy

this is one unsexy tube of lube. Strictly business.

green toilet

At first she was taking a huge dump on a green toilet. Upon closer inspection, I was really disappointed that there was no green toilet. And no woman sh*tting in heels either.

Walmart in China

I'm suprised that there are 47 Walmarts in China. They must be as confused as I about those Sam Walton branded Cheese Puffs. Maybe the regionalize and call them Sam Wang's Cheese Puffs. I wonder if the shoppers there turn items over only to find a "Hecho en America" label.